Kagami Yoshimizu Theater
Okay, let's do this!
Let's go!
- Grr!
- Quit screwing around and start!
Aimai san senchi sorya punitte koto kai? Choh!
The ambiguous 3cm? Does that mean it's plushy? Wait!
Rappingu ga seifuku dafuritte koto nai bun
The wrapping is a uniform, argh, it's not an act, pooh
Ganbacchau yacchacchau
Gotta do your best, gotta just do it
Sontokkya chanto release yo
That's time to catch 'n' release, eek
Ase (whoop) ase (whoop)
Between sweat (whoop) sweat (whoop)
No tanima ni darlin' darlin' freeze!
Darlin', darlin', freeze!
Nan kataru nan taberu
Kinda lethargic, something's kinda comin' out
Aishiteiru are ikko ga chigatte run run
I love you... Oh wait, one of those was different
Nayamibou koutetsubou
Worrywarts, high metal bars
Oishinbou iikagen ni shinasai!
Tasty thoughts... And that's enough!
Tondetta aitsu no hoteru karadatte
The heated body of that flying you-know-who
Iwayuru futsuu na onna no ko
It's what you call a normal girlie
Odoroita atashi dake?
Am I the only one surprised?
Tonkotsu harigane okawari
Seconds on pork-bone broth ramen with wire-hard noodles
Da da da da da
Bonbon ouendan
Pom-poms cheer squad
Let's get cherry pie
Ranran kangeikai
Happy fun welcoming party
Look up! Sensation
Hai! Sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei
Yeah! Feeling of existence, dot dot small planet
Butsukatte tokemashita bouzen
Collided and it melted away, in total awe
Ooini utatte shi-ranger!
Go all out to sing, shi-ranger!
Motteike!
Take it away!
Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
I should be the one who'll be laughing in the end
Serafuku dakara desu ketsuron
Because I have the sailor suit <- This is my conclusion
n n n n n n n n
Getsuyoubi nanoni!
It's only Monday!
Kigen warui no dou suru yo?
Already in a bad mood? What to do?
Natsufuku ga ii nodesu kyawaii!
I really prefer the summer outfits <- kya! wah! good! (cute!) ♥
seifuku in san piece sorya matette chuucho da yan
Until we approach 3 pixels, no hesitations please *
Ganbatte harikitte
Do your best, be energetic
My darlin' darlin' please!
My darlin', darlin' please!
It's summer! It's the beach!
And so, ma'am, we're counting on
you and Yui to guide and drive us today!
Yeah!
In any case...
Both of you have quite a bit of time on your hands.
Fixtures of Summer
I'm sorry that we brought you out on your day off.
Oh no, don't worry about it.
Miss Narumi, you're a police officer in the traffic safety division, right?
That's right. Leave all the traffic laws to me!
Hey, he passed me...
Damn him...
Hey, traffic safety division?!
She goes out of control when she's behind the wheel.
So we'll have Kagami and Tsukasa be our human sacrifices.
Oh, I see... Unusual for a police officer.
Oh, this is strange...
We've gotten separated from the other car.
Oh, ma'am, you went onto the wrong road!
No, that's a one-way street!
I should have known better! Both of them were the wrong pick!
Ah yeah... Yo yo yo...
Gravity... Gravity...
Feel the power
That car is amazing! Who's driving it?!
The braking drift on the way down is perfect!
Save my love, immediately
The braking drift on the way down is perfect!
A FD car is losing in the plunge in!
It's got some serious pickup!
Save your dream with your dance
Wow, that's amazing! It barely missed the guardrail!
I'm looking for a paradise that is released only for tonight
The point of attack...
Is the five consecutive hairpin curves up ahead!
I can't feel the difference in love, go for a future
Open your eyes, open your mind, feel the power
They're going in too fast!
Feel the love, fly so high, the two are drawn towards each other
Did the brakes die or something?!
The power that it creates
GRINNNND
You are my gravity, gravity, gravity
GRINNNND
Passed him!
What is this _______-D-like way of driving?
The future I can go to with you spread out before me
Miss Nanako... You're a good driver.
You are my gravity, gravity, gravity
You think so?
Actually, I always get motion sickness when I ride in a car.
Let's fly seeking the light, we can fly high
So I brought some medicine to prevent motion sickness...
But with your driving, Miss Nanako, I didn't get sick at all!
Ah yeah... You're my...
Gravity... gravity...
Hey, I can't afford to comment about that in this situation!
Ah yeah
Keep the beach clean Let's all follow the rules From 10:00PM to 7:00AM FIREWORKS ARE FORBIDDEN
Now...
I guess we'll look for a place to stay?
It's so sunny out, it's the perfect day to go swim in the sea!
Really... I wondered what would happen to us yesterday.
I'm going to put my bathing suit on before we leave.
What are you, a little girl...
Konata-san, are you serious about that?
Or rather, I don't think I've heard of anyone your age
wearing their school swimsuit...
Kagamin, there are needs for such things as well.
Sixth grade class 3
Izumi
When is that bathing suit from?!
But you've got good athletic skills to start with.
Why do you have one of those inflatable tubes?
The fact that I can swim doesn't mean that I'm going to
plunge through the waters swimming freestyle, right?
The feeling I have is that of leisure.
L-E-l-S-U-R-E.
And, add to that the need for this,
visually speaking, I can't do without the school swimsuit and tube.
But people with those needs don't even come to the beach, right?
In manga and anime, splitting watermelons is a standard,
but you don't see it that often in real life, do you?
I've seen it before.
But maybe it's because it feels like it's a waste?
That's true. When you destroy a watermelon with a gun,
you end up with watermelon all over your body.
You've been watching too much anime.
Have you done it before, Miyuki-san, since you're rich and stuff?
I'd have to say I haven't.
Come to think of it, the image is such that
the rich are even less likely to have done it.
Now that you mention it, yeah.
There!
I knew it all along, but things just don't end up like in manga.
I'm sorry that I couldn't meet your expectations.
But, you know, it's you-know-what.
Both of us loners really have it lonely, having to come to the beach with
an all-girls group at our age to chaperone, don't you think?
Oh no, you have it wron-
But, if you were to compromise and tote something like him along,
don't you think you're just fine with an all-girls group?
No, I'm telling you...
More and more people are getting married later in life,
so we don't have to rush, and can just go really slowly, right?
You have it wrong!
I have time only because my husband and I have a commuter marriage.
I'm actually married!
The beach is a Mecca for picking up girls,
but we sure have nothing going for us.
But it's good, because we're not being annoyed.
Besides, we have someone like this with us,
so maybe they all think we're just sisters on a family vacation?
Ice
There we go, Shouichi.
What's wrong?
You know, it's kinda gross to sit down when you're still sopping wet.
Oh, I know that feeling.
Then, Tsukasa, you'll beat it with the "air chair" pose?
That's kind of extreme.
What?
My neck's all tired.
I see.
Oh, just like what I expected!
Why are you so happy?
I mean, we've been served something
that's a picture-perfect model of the beach house!
Look! Curry with no solid contents!
Nothing less from a beach house!
You're right. Even if you wouldn't eat it normally,
it seems really tasty when you eat it in a place like this.
Beer at the beach is the best after all!
But once in a while, you get a really lukewarm one.
Though it's absurd that a hot dog would cost 300 yen...
Right, right. And it's practically raw, too.
But you don't mind, and you still eat it.
Actually, I kinda like how
the chicken is oily and has too much spice on it.
Very plain fried noodles like this are rather tasty too.
But you know, on the other hand,
when you take it with you and eat it back at home, it tastes awful!
- I guess that's what makes it the beach house!
- Konata, thrilled! - I guess that's what makes it the beach house!
You know...
Is it really tasty enough to make that much fuss?
Not really.
Not as good as running along the beach with nothing but a loincloth.
Is that another reference to some anime?
Ice
Oh, I drank too much.
Can't help it... Let's stay another night.
Yui, what about your work?
I'm still on paid vacation tomorrow, so I'm fine, I'm fine!
It's really cold!
Oh, you're exaggerating, ma'am...
Lucky Star!
Why does your hair feel so creaky after you swim in the sea?
Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub... Why does your hair feel so creaky after you swim in the sea?
Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub... Dunno. Maybe it has something to do with the salt or something?
Right, Miyuki?
That's true. Most of it is caused by the salt and ultraviolet light.
Then why is that a bad thing?
I mean, your hair is always exposed to ultraviolet light.
Well, explaining in detail will take a while...
Then...
Ahem.
The reason why your hair gets damaged at the beach
is because your hair is exposed to strong rays of ultraviolet light
after it loses moisture from the salt
that is in seawater, as well as the ocean breeze.
Furthermore, if you bask in strong ultraviolet rays outside,
the melanin pigments start to mutate,
and it causes your hair to turn a bit brown.
If the salt, or other impurities such as chlorine,
are allowed to remain in your hair,
this causes your hair to be brittle or brown as well.
The reasons why your hair gets damaged especially in the summer
is because of ultraviolet rays and deposits of impurities.
These are caused by cuticles that are damaged by such conditions.
When hit by strong ultraviolet light, the cystine bonds
that preserve your hair's natural strength get severed...
Look, look!
Timotei, Timotei, Timotei!
What is that?
I wonder how other people see us.
Who knows...
Our conversations don't last long...
It's safe to say we look like family, or at least relatives.
Guess you're right.
You're not going to run with it?
Sis, Sis!
Timotei, Timotei, Timotei!
Oh, the memories! I used to do that!
This is it! This is the reaction that I wanted!
How old are you?
Mandom.
Enough with the old man gags.
What's wrong, Kona-chan?
I've got a flag up right now!
What are you talking about?
This is where the event starts up!
For now, so that you can see both choices in the end, save often!
Are you tossing a rock?
I've completed the image gallery!
It's perfect! Bring it on!
I can't keep up with you anymore.
In the first place,
you being like that is exactly why, today...
Today?
I'm talking about guys hitting on us!
You brought it up originally anyway!
I hadn't thought of such a thing at all!
So you wanted someone to hit on you, Kagami?
- That's not it...
- Eek! - That's not it...
- Eek!
Oh no, I missed seeing it!
What?
Oh, nothing.
I was just thinking about what you do with unwanted hair.
I'm pretty smooth all around, so I don't do anything.
What about you, Sis?
Me? I'm, well, normal, I guess.
Actually today was rather dangerous.
About what?
Well, I mean, it was almost time for you-know-what...
Yeah, you-know-what. I see, then that was good!
You were okay, Tsukasa?
Yeah, it totally missed me.
Since it ended last week, I thought that I had perfect timing.
It's a problem when it starts up at times like this.
I think so too.
It's sad when you're the only one that can't go into the sea,
but on the other hand, to use that thing...
Right, right, you get hesitant or something.
I've never used one.
What a blunt conversation you two are having.
Yeah, but what about you?
You don't suppose...
What's that look on your face?
Nothing...
I heard that this was something that really happened...
Someone who works at a certain video software wholesaler
finished work for that day,
and got on a bus late at night like he usually does.
His house was towards the end of the bus route.
And so, as he was riding the bus,
other passengers started leaving one by one,
and he ended up as the only passenger left.
The driver mistakenly thought that there was nobody left on the bus...
And, can you believe it?
He started to sing, in a loud voice, Danzen! Futari wa _______ Cure!
And that's the rumor that I heard.
So it really was nothing...
I'm so glad! I was really scared.
Actually, I was too...
I'm Sukekiyo.
Where did you bring that mask from?!
Well then, good night!
Yes, good night!
The Inugami Clan!
She sure is worth scaring...
Why don't you go to sleep already?
Hey, let's go!
Oh, okay!
I can't say something that funny.
I'm Tsukasa... I'm Tsukasa...
Sis!
What?
- It was so scary!
- It's the moment where a girl - It was so scary!
- It's the moment where a girl
took one more step towards becoming an adult, Kagamin.
Huh?
The Comp-Fest seems to be doing well.
Japanese people are suckers for the words "limited edition."
If that one phrase makes the difference in sales,
they should just do it every month.
If they did, then it wouldn't be appreciated as much.
We actually asked around.
Yes, it's true that if you drink
Both of you, make sure to clean your rooms during vacation, okay? Yes, it's true that if you drink
Both of you, make sure to clean your rooms during vacation, okay? more than three types of liquor in a row, you will always vomit.
Oh, these bring back memories!
These are textbooks I used in junior high!
Sis, look! Look at this album!
Isn't Dad like totally awful in this picture?
This thing of Dad was really on my mind...
You seem to be having fun, but how's the cleaning part coming?
Let's see...
Hey, do you want these clothes?
If you don't want it, I'll take it.
Then, I'll leave these here.
Thanks.
Here goes...
Hey, do you want this?
I guess I'll take it.
Then, what about this?
And this?
Wait, is she using me as her trash bin or something?!
You can't help but to start flipping through albums and stuff,
and that delays things.
Yeah, I know how that feels.
When you find an old magazine, you can't help but read it.
That's exactly it.
By the way, where's Tsukasa?
She doesn't throw much stuff away, so it always takes her longer.
She's still at it today.
Yeah, Tsukasa seems to be the type that keeps everything.
On the other hand, Kagami,
you look like the type that throws everything away.
You know, why is your image of me so aggressive?
Oh, you had kept your junior high textbooks?
You don't have things like that?
I left all that stuff behind at school, with my memories.
No, take them home. Don't cause trouble for the school.
I'm finally done cleaning up!
Though I think I'll never use some things again,
I remembered the times that I had used them,
and I can't bring myself to throw them out.
Really, there are people that want to keep anything and everything.
Tsukasa, you're the typical case of someone like that.
You, on the other hand, might even throw away something that you need.
I mean, you leave behind your textbooks and stuff already.
Miyuki, you should get your teeth treated before school starts.
I know that, but it's just not something I deal with well.
Well, if you don't like it that much,
I feel sorry about making you head over there.
If you can't go over there,
we'll have the dentist come here as a house call!
Wait just a minute!
Lucky Star!
Lucky Channel!
Morning luckies!
Time passes so quickly
that Lucky Channel is already on its sixth episode!
This is Akira Kogami, who has the
"I'd like to say people are getting used to this segment too" syndrome!
Kyaru-n!
Not funny!
Did you say something?
Oh, my assistant, Minoru Shiraishi-kun,
Scared... I'm so scared... Oh, my assistant, Minoru Shiraishi-kun,
Scared... I'm so scared... is still not used to this yet. He looks really nervous!
Tell me, what did I do? is still not used to this yet. He looks really nervous!
Tell me, what did I do? It's like, he's fretting over everyone looking at him?
I went to the mountains because Akira-sama told me to... It's like, he's fretting over everyone looking at him?
I went to the mountains because Akira-sama told me to... I'd really like him to get used to his job quickly!
That's right, I also went to the beach. I'd really like him to get used to his job quickly!
That's right, I also went to the beach. Especially how he should watch his speech towards his superiors.
In any case, I'm doing everything I can to make this show funny too. Especially how he should watch his speech towards his superiors.
In any case, I'm doing everything I can to make this show funny too. How many times do I have to tell him before he understands?
That's right... The gum was really tough... 54 pieces of gum... How many times do I have to tell him before he understands?
That's right... The gum was really tough... 54 pieces of gum... Honestly, it's getting irritating!
That's right... The gum was really tough... 54 pieces of gum... Now today, we'd like to introduce
I put 54 pieces of gum in my mouth... Now today, we'd like to introduce
I put 54 pieces of gum in my mouth... one of the key characters in Lucky Star, Konata Izumi-san!
That's how I'm doing my best, I tell you... one of the key characters in Lucky Star, Konata Izumi-san!
What more do I need to do? one of the key characters in Lucky Star, Konata Izumi-san!
Shut up already.
I'm so troubled! Shut up already.
I'm so troubled!
Let's see... Konata Izumi-san is 17 years old.
Her hobbies are games, anime, and reading books.
Well, according to the source material,
she always checks out the new shows and new books,
and spends all weekend storming through 'net games until dawn...
In other words, an otaku?
Well, it seems that way.
Gotta think of something fast!
Otaku are, you know,
in their house all the time, right?
The people that cry watching "The Dog of Flanders" and stuff, right?
Huh?
How dated can your image of an otaku be?
Been doing your homework?
Don't go saying random stuff!
Well, um...
Well, it's true that both "The Dog of Flanders"
and cute moe characters both have a healing effect, you know?
But girls like me are much better than dogs!
They're seeking really pretty and cute maidens!
Don't you get it?
When I look to the right, they look to the right!
When I look to left, they look left!
When they're in line all night for a concert,
they can't take baths!
They end up with horrible smell problems!
Even then, they want to see me!
Just that one thought drives them into the damned heat,
burning in the infernal sun as they wait for me to show up!
Even if the bandannas they wrap around their heads
get so wet that you can wring sweat out!
Well, they are customers, after all...
Even if they don't let me
finish a conversation quickly during a handshake session,
or if they make some off-topic comment during my MC,
you kinda get sympathetic, you know?
Like..."Oh, I'm here now because of all these people."
"I have to do my best for these people."
I guess that's what it's like?
You'll know in due time just how hard it is to be an idol.
When you've seen both the sweet and the sour side of life,
that's when the real taste comes out.
Even if a fan or a client that you can't stand...
Oh, what a good time!
Everyone, did you get an idea of Konata-san's character?
Then, I hope to see you again in the next Lucky Channel!
Bye-nee!
Or rather, instead of introducing Konata,
it was more of introducing otaku...
Akira-sama, are you all right?
Here, you do it.
Okay, got it!
Just then, the reporter saw!
That's not amusing.
Man, Kage is the best after all!
All right, all right.
So, Tsukasa, did you put something in?
Yeah, I did.
Tsukasa-san's singing voice will be fresh.
I wonder if I can sing it properly?
Hey, Miyuki, what are you going to sing?
I really don't know that many songs,
so I'm a bit embarrassed.
Oh, so that's what you're going with.
Tsukasa-san, go for it!
Tomorrow is special, a special day
The one chance you get a year
Oh darling
L-O-V-E, lovely, Tsukasa!
Oh darling, I love you L-O-V-E, lovely, Tsukasa!
Oh darling, I love you L-O-V-E, lovely, Sayuri!
Everyone is worked up in the carnival Who is Sayuri?
Everyone is worked up in the carnival
Capture his heart to be yours
Oh baby
The name isn't Sayuri Kuninama.
Oh, baby, love me do The name isn't Sayuri Kuninama.
Oh, baby, love me do I'm asking you, who is Sayuri?
Oh, baby, love me do What was her membership number?
A sweet, sweet chocolate of love
Even if I tried giving it to you
I won't stand out at all
You're being too noisy!
I won't stand out at all
So I'm going to settle it using my last resort
Valentine's Day kiss
Wrapped with a ribbon
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Now, what's with the next episode of Lucky Star?
Kagami here.
There are times when you want to get rid of that hangnail
and pull on it, only to have it peel off
much deeper than you expected, leaving you in pain.
That, and the timing to scratch off that scab...
When it gets itchy and you think you want to get it off soon,
and you start peeling it off slowly from the outside
and you think it's all right and rip off the center part,
you end up bleeding after all...
That also gives a pretty damaging blow.
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Look forward to it!